- united kingdom: [gets 13 points]
- graham norton: ladies and gentlemen, we've done it
if the uk get more than 20 pts this year i’ll shave my hair off ok
shit
the uk aren’t last
WHAT IS HAPPENING
THE UK HAS MORE POINTS THAN SPAIN IM CRYING
A Brief Summary of Eurovision 2013
- Finland: GAY WEDDING WOOOOO
- Moldova: wtf is that dress
- Malta: *smiles and rainbows and happiness*
- Belgium: *stares into your soul*
- Romania: FABULOUS GAY DRACULA
- Greece: *appears out of nowhere and steals the show* ALCOHOL IS FREE MOTHERFUCKERS
Here we go.
Who will you vote for Europe?
- Count Fabula
- Eyebrows
- Hot men
- Lesbians
- Guy who named his shoes
- Lady Gaga/Shakira/Ke$ha
- Actual Blaine Anderson Malta
- ALCOHOL IS FREE (but money isn’t)
- One of the Euphoria rip offs
- Jesus
- Thor
- Star Trek The Musical/Glass Case of Emotion
- Depressing song about birds
